well this sure is happening today i guess

[dalicious]

call me out/voicetesting.
aglovale silbernewelt ♕ Lord of Frost; current ruler of Wales. Gets things done. Believes in martial law, military conquest, and also the power of love and family or some gross twee shit like that.	albert wesker enhancements ♕ CEO of the Umbrella Corporation and a shitpost made by God. Good at killing things and not staying dead. Has never made a single good decision and will not start now.	alexei dinoia ideismo ♕ Commandant of the Imperial Knights and potential savior of the world. Does his best; his best isn't very good. Did anyone ask for this? No. Is he doing it anyway? Of course.	balthazar remitted ♕ High-risk investment banker and half-human grandson of Satan. Doesn't take rejection well. Specializes in reality warping and manipulation; fortunately for everybody, he's a fucking idiot.	cyrus deusexmachinist ♕ Legit businessman; slightly less legit cult leader. Plans to punch the feelings out of the world and then rule over it as a god. Because feelings suck and fuck you, that's why.
farina holysapling ♕ Princess of Tropica. Doesn't speak much, makes up for it by making shit explode. Hates pirates and people who fuck with her houseplants.	ginti nullorvoid ♕ Afterlife arbiter; the guy who decides whether you get reincarnated or sent to hell. Unfortunately, he doesn't understand or like humanity worth a damn.	jake muller bloodspent ♕ Mercenary from Edonia. Likes money and stuff that keeps him busy. Aggressively doesn't care about anyone while caring about everyone he's ever spoken to.	jason danko devilsnight ♕ Crimelord from Detroit. Likes arson, shitty street names, and ruining people's day on purpose. Also a huge nerd who likes The Princess Bride, but fuck, man, who doesn’t.	katsuhiko jinnai bugfuck ♕ Class President of Shinonome High. Seventeen going on thirty. Also a war general who conquered an entire world within like a month. Journal name is apt.
lysandre holocast ♕ Owner of Lysandre Labs; an inventor who wants to better the world. Sort of royalty. Also wants to destroy like the entire region because he's got problems that he handles rationally.	maxie oceansbane ♕ Leader of Team Magma. Has a really vicious rivalry with his best friend and fellow complete dumbfuck. Sometimes tries to destroy Hoenn. Was punched in the brain by an elder god once; it was awesome.	reiji miyabi diamant ♕ Tortured artist; also a magical boy mecha pilot. Older than he looks. Doesn't even try at all, until he suddenly does and everyone would quite prefer he stop trying.	solf j kimblee explosivecombat ♕ Total gentleman employed by the State who enjoys committing war crimes and blowing people up. Likes philosophy, studying people, and being a self-righteous psychopath.	zolf j kimbley alchemicals ♕ Lt. Colonel in the Amestrian military, State Alchemist and amoral asshole. Hates everybody; loves explosions. He read Nietzsche once and he's gonna tell you all about it.
credit: exclusive

literally everyone depicted here is god's mistake

just pick somebody and start a scene if you want one and i will play with you

you don't need to ask me for permission, i will roll with pretty much anything

crau is fine, sure why not

i'm pretty flexible on canonpoint for anyone but if you want to discuss that'd be cool too

the only restriction in place is that i don't smut
(trust me i can't smut for shit it would be a mess you don't want it)

otherwise everything is fair game, have a party